Tuesday, 11 August 2009
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Types of Misters to stay away from.
My friend asked me today for some advice on who to and who to not date?. I know first hand it is hard to find someone special. So I tried to help her as much as I could.
Here is 10 types of men ALL women should stay away from………
1. Mr complainers
Nothing will ever be good enough for this man, you’ll always be too loud, too quiet, too smart, too stupid, too happy, too sad …..
Avoid him like you would the plague, you’ll never be good enough for him and he’ll just kill your self esteem.
2. Mr ‘Damaged’
Who don’t want to be fixed. On your first date he’ll announce that he is not over his ex. All you will hear is she did this, she was like this, how they met, how they broke up, blah, blah, blah and every so often he will ask for your opinion. But you just think to yourself that you haven’t been on a date for a long time now and maybe all he needs is time. Then on your tenth date, you’ll realise that he isn’t just broken hearted; he enjoys it, so you have just been wasting your time even trying.
3. Mr loves sports more then you
Most guys will put a sport first at some point, but you know that he’ll be there for you if you need him. Guys who love sports too much, you know the kind that wear their teams jersey all day and night long even if you are going to a formal family dinner he will still have it on. He won’t care if the house is on fire or even if you’re on fire, all he wants is another beer and some “peace” to watch the game.
4. Mr analyse you
He thinks he’s Freud, and analyses your every move, from the flavour of crisp you choose to what you watch on TV. He’ll sit with a smug smile, convinced that by labelling you he’ll be keeping you hooked. Soon he’ll be trying to “fix” you with his weird theories….bin him now.
5. Mr Pretty-Pretty
They will just leave you feeling ugly while he spends his time fixing his hair and acting more beautiful and delicate then you. When he spends more time getting ready than you then you need to find a more masculine man, and leave him preening himself.
6. Mr. Im-Better-Then-Everyone
He won’t do you any favours either. He’ll never smile, or be happy for you, and if you spend long enough with him you’ll start to despise the human race too. Leave him to feel smugly better than anyone.
7. Mr Paranoid
Something gave them the green eyed monster, and it’s just never gone away. He’ll presume your cheating, hate anything that makes you look good and constantly accuse you of flirting with others. He won’t be happy until he’s the only person in your life.
8. Mr won’t grown up
These men refuse to get a job, blame everyone else for their laziness and unhappiness, and are constantly outraged that they are not respected. If he hasn’t grown up by now, chances are he’ll never take any responsibility, so stay well clear.
9. Mr Cheaters
Enough said.
10. Mr Cruel
The kind of man who gets off from the power of refusing to take you somewhere, or spend money on you, or any type of power at all. He won’t get better, and it’s not because he loves you. Walk away, as fast as you can.
But not all men are like this. There is such a thing as Mr perfect but he is normally married or gay. lol.
I did a response blog too - Types of Misters to stay with.
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Comments (69)
I am in a league of my own.
I cook, clean, take women out where ever they want to go, never forget birthdays, buy flowers and little things all of the time. And, I leave the seat down!!! hehehehehehe
"But not all men are like this. There is such thing as Mr perfect but he is normally married or gay. lol."
...or acting. XD. I always got confused how anyone could date a good actor/actress, what if they are just playing a role?! D:...
I have a Mr. Perfect. We are married =) This was good advice for your friend.
Hahaha I love this. I love how some of my friends are the average guy when we chill but then they're exes will label them something funny like one of these. Thanks for the inspiration. I hope you don't mind that I wrote a response blog.
I really liked this, made me think about the guys I'm considering.
Although, my ex fits 6/10 of those "don'ts". Made me laugh.
Ha, I know these kind of people. Gawh, they drive me insane!
@romeosintuition - Yeah go for it. You should probably do "types of misters to stay with" lol or the "types of miss to stay away from". Because I know we give as good as we get, I have seen that first hand. lol.
It's funny how all the girls have said they agree with it and all the guys don't lol.
Recognize all of these guys!
@dikdoktor - Awesome! Now about the dangerous farting...lol.
Oh Gosh....lol,...who is left after the elimination process?
I don't think there's one thing here I disagree with.
Basically, if you can find a man who can successfully do the OPPOSITE of all these things (or is at least passionately trying to change...and change often comes with many stumbles along the way) then that's a man worth staying with (and rooting for and encouraging).
This also goes for the guy's friends. I've dated guys that were alright, but if he had a friend from the example above, it really affects the relationship.
How about Mr. Sissy...Mr.Daily CarWash?? Luckily I'm not any of the above
. So I guessed I'm safe to be with 
Very well written, I like it :)
Haha... That doesn't leave many men to date, does it? Perhaps Mr. Pretty is the gay man in disguise (a not so sneaky one).
@storyslut - Farting?? Did you see the video of "FartMan?" dikdoktor.xanga.com/707829315/fart-man-stunts--my-first-posted-video/
This is good for a laugh.


laffin' my butt off at that title of this
I'm a mister that won't grow up, welp!
How about Mr. Philosophical? He ponders concepts and ideas, asks rhetorical questions and puts his hand to his chin in a thoughtful pose.
haha this is so true.
LOL, seriously, right? n.n; So sad. Even sadder is the same is true for girls too, I have noticed. How odd how similar we can truly be at the heart of the issues, you know? :/ Hm. Stuff to think about. haha :)
<3, ~*Akarui Mitsukai*~
NEvER GROWING UP!
well, since i'm none of those... i should have more friends, then. at least the myriads of people who will now take your advice and leave guys like that, eh? tell em!
btw, we did not fare as well against Mexico as we did against Spain. i'm not sure how that works.
@TheBigShowAtUD - 0-5 I know crazy right? USA didn't put up as good a team as they did against Spain. Plus Mexico have 2 wonder kids right now and a full time coach too so they have stepped their game up. All the goals in second half too.
*random comment*...
interesting entry.
# 5 and 6 go together. I completely agree with whoosh90: most Mr. Perfects are married or gay. My first boyfriend was pretty close to sane, normal and just fun however he turned gay... bleh. What a heartbreaker!